Monday, December 25, 2006

Naked old ladies?

Okay, not to detract from Miss C's GOB Christmas card, dear Lord if you haven't seen it you absolutely must, it's a hoot in a half, just what I needed this Christmas for sure, (thank you C!) I especially liked it when she was screaming like a banshee while licking and making ready her Christmas cards...heh heh, her upper lip sort of vibrates...squeeeeeeeee!

but, I've been a little under the weather and haven't been able to get out so when I've not been whining, or participating in a drug induced sleep I've been on this machine even more so than usual and I happened to go into our STATS meter thingy here, and OH DEAR LORD, you will NOT believe one of the searches that led some unsuspecting weirdo, cuckoo, cornflake, perverto to our site.

Are you ready for this?

Google search words: NAKED OLD LADIES. (The bastard.)

Are we up to it girls? Will we be taking our clothes off as part of our New Years post? A little full Monty for all the cuckoo clocks out there?

I know it's been done but we could do a naked calendar for charity.

Okay, maybe not. heh.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of all the things I thought I'd search for ... ah, no. Merry Christmas!

2:15 AM  
Blogger Miss Cellania said...

Sure, why not?

Now the decision, do I Photoshop my face onto some gorgeous model's body, or do I just chop my head off a real nude so no one will know who the body belongs to? For the second option, I would need the cooperation of the rest of you GOBs, which will never happen.

3:34 PM  
Blogger fineartist said...

Hehehe, we could you know, take nude pix of us and chop our heads off, then let people guess whose head goes with whose body.

(There is a movie out where these ladies or age did just this, only they didn't chop off their heads, it's an English movie, can't remember the name but it's marvelous...they were not blatently nude either naughty bits were strategically covered but they were naked all the same, and doing it for cancer research I believe.)

Sometimes I kill me. And when the other girls read this C, they may want to kill me too.

But really as a marketing idea it would be the calender that gives and gives.

1. Naked chicks--what could be better than that?

2. A GAME, match the head with the correct body...sounds fun doesn't it? Heh.

3. All procedes go to charity. Good cause and all.

See? It's the calendar that gives and gives, course it would also most likely give our loved ones a heart attack too....

I have to tell you, I just got back from the doctor and he told me when I had my wisdom teeth cut out I suffered a reaction to the anesthesia, and it's still in my system reaping havock and making me like twenty times more emotional than I normally thanks be to God/Goddess there is a reason I have been even more frappin crazy than usual.

Thank God I thought I was losing it, still feel like I'm losing it too, but at least I have a reason and whoo Lord that's half of the battle.

Okay off to google anesthesia problems and side effects...then back to the oral surgeon to get this socket wetted down.

5:12 PM  
Blogger Miss Cellania said...

That was Calendar Girls. And I did the Boobiethon already this year, where we raised money for the Susan G Komen Foundation by posting boob pictures with no faces. There were several hundred of those, so it was easy to remain somewhat anonymous.

1:25 AM  
Blogger zilla said...

Guess what?

Been there, done that.

Yup, it's true. Zilla has posed in the buff for a "coffee table book" of nude photos. She was not paid, nor did she f*ck the photog. She just did it because as a matter of "giving back" to art. She was a solid B student of graphic design and a solid A+ student in life drawing.

Guess which pays better.

I say we all strip down and pop off the lense cap, ladies, because who the hell cares? It's not personal. It's light and shadow and line and form and texture...

Miss C -- you'd insult your beautiful face by photoshopping it to anything!

7:04 AM  
Blogger fineartist said...

To think I only mentioned the naked shots as a joke because some weirdo googled NAKED OLD LADIES, to get here.


I'd do it though, for a good cause, YOU first! Hah. xx, Lori

Miss C, so cool, right on...
Ms Z, ditto, :)

8:36 AM  
Blogger fineartist said...

Oh heck, I just thought of something, it would be easy for people to figure out which one is me, especially since I let slip about my third nipple/clogged milk duct that looks like a third nipple.

Heh heh.

8:57 AM  
Blogger Cheryl said...

IEW!!!!!!!!! TMI for 8am!!!!!!!!!!


8:59 AM  
Blogger Cheryl said...

I already do a lot of body double work - most notably for Matt Lucas as Bubbles

9:05 AM  
Anonymous Ally said...

It's a bit cold ... could we have a rethink in the summer, ready for next year? :).

10:16 AM  
Blogger Carl said...

*sipping herbal tea quietly in the corner, pretending not to be listening*

*steadying camera phone*

5:36 PM  
Blogger fineartist said...

Hey whose that bloke with the camera phone?

And Z, not even a shag for it? Bummer chick.

Ally, we will let you wear a blanket across your shoulders and at the precise moment of the flash you can disrobe...or just fling it open like a flasher.

Nice boobs Cheryl, heh, hyuck.

6:12 AM  
Blogger Miss Cellania said...

I'm sorry. I take responsibility for the voyeur. He just wants a spanking.

12:40 AM  
Blogger fineartist said...


10:55 AM  
Blogger zilla said...

Lori -- you can be the mid-year calendar centerfold. We'll play dot-to-dot with your shingles & make a pretty design out of those painful sonsabytches!

(hope you're feeling better!)

1:00 PM  

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